Monday June 12, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries
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If this is your very first visit to Schlock Mercenary you might consider starting with the Force Multiplication story. It's great! Then again, if you start here at the very beginning you'll get to watch my artwork evolve from bad to, well, marginally less bad. It's your call. Thanks for clicking in!

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Schlock: Hi. I'm here to enlist.
Der Trihs: You can't. You aren't human.
Sign: Travel the galaxy!
Der Trihs: You see, little fella, we don't do sociological stuff like "interspeciated workplaces." We're a crack company of space mercenaries. We do "hurting people" and "breaking things"
Sign: Meet fascinating life-forms...
Schlock: Sounds like my kind of fun.
SFX: (plasma gun) Ommmmminous Hummmmmmmm
Der Trihs: When can you start?
Sign: ...and kill them