Narrator: There is an order of monks in the ancient hills of Idaho whose creed is "Honor Before Arms." Their forms and katas teach the true student how to kill any creature bare-handed.
Narrator: To these monks, unarmed combat with an african elephant would be a momentary challenge, for they know the nerves and pressure points
Nick: YEEEE-HAH!!!
Luna Loxodont: You're only making me mad, little man...
Narrator: Nick never studied with them.