Monday 1 October 2001

Narrator: In orbit around europa, the luxury liner 'princess tyola' is getting a refit.

Mechanic 1: This is the last of 'em

Mechanic 1: These strohl anti-port kits should keep the liner free from unauthorized passengers.

Mechanic 2: Speaking of unauthorized passengers.

Mechanic 2: Excuse me sir, all passengers should have debarked a week age. You're not still supposed to be in your cabin.

Mechanic 1: He's probably not supposed to have those big beetles erupting out of his belly, eith-

SFX: SPLUTCH

Mechanic 2: Aaiiie--

SFX: SKRUTCH

Narrator: Speaking of unauthorized passengers...