KEVYN: Nice research, Reverend. I believe I need to notify this General Tagon of his son's death, and I need to do it in person.
THEO: Ouch. That's a tough duty you're assuming. Who are you leaving in charge here?
KEVYN: In charge? We're on vacation.
THEO: Sure, and nothing could happen that requires the attention of senior officers while we're vacationing.
KEVYN: A valid point, made with both sarcasm, and irony... I think I can promote you to lieutenant, and then send you to break the bad news to General Tagon.
THEO: If thy foot offend thee, stick it right verily in thy mouth.