NARRATOR: An accomplished swordsman, the Reverend has been drilling with some more useful weapons (firearms!) on the company range.
NARRATOR: In the heat of the moment, however, he reached for what he was most familiar, most comfortable with.
NARRATOR: This actually worked out okay.
THEO: Hold still, or I'll poke you in the other eye.
BANGER GRUNT #1: Okay, uh-huh, owie.