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BUNNIGUS: How are you feeling this morning, Elf?
ELF: Hmmm? Okay I guess. Sleepy. A little itchy.
BUNNIGUS: That's normal. Your brain has a lot to assimilate. The itchiness is one side-effect of the process. It's hard for our brains to make sense of the neural feeds when we've got no skin.
ELF: I don't think I've ever been this naked before.
BUNNIGUS: Keep your voice down. If the grunts hear the word "naked" I'll have a rush on the infirmary.