CAPTAIN KEVYN: We only get one shot at this. We might not be able to save Captain Tagon, but at least we can still save the galaxy.
CAPTAIN KEVYN: The first step is convincing Ennesby and Petey that we've come back in time.
MINI-SCHLOCK: You can't just say 'hi, we came back in time'?
CAPTAIN KEVYN: Do you have any idea how many time travel hoaxes there have been in just the last twenty years?
MINI-SCHLOCK: But we're real time travelers.
CAPTAIN KEVYN: That's not quite up to the convincing standard you set with "I was drunk at the time."