Note: In a sad failure of Universal Irony, the Phican corporal who fell victim to the Chainsaber V is NOT named "Butters." As a child he was never called "butterfingers," he never was seen as a "butt-er" in conversations or queues, and as a result, when the Irony came calling, he gave his life without even being a successful "butt" of a joke.
Poor Corporal Oleo.
NARRATOR: "Like a chainsaw through butter."
PHICAN: Mon canard est en feu!!