Tuesday 26 July 2005

Narrator: Mercenary Commander Kevyn Andreyasn, Tagon's second in command, has just been rebuilt from the neck down.

Petey: Well, Kevyn, how do you feel?

Kevyn: Itchy.

Petey: That's an unavoidable effect of retraining an existing brain to "listen" to the nerve endings in new skin. It's a good thing.

Kevyn: I also have to pee like a racehorse.

Petey: How many times did I tell you that you're not supposed to drink the fluid in your cloning tank?

Kevyn: Well, I might as well find out whether these brand new kidneys are any good.