Wednesday August 17, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?

Transcript

Kevyn: Captain, are you sure it was wise to leave Lieutenant Commander Der Trihs in charge?
Kevyn: I know he's been with you for a long time, but I think somebody rubbed all the sixes off the dice he throws.
Captain Tagon: He was a brilliant tactician once. He's still smarter than you think.
Kevyn: He can't pour sand out of a boot with the instructions printed on the heel.
Captain Tagon: Only because he doesn't complain about sand in his boots.