Wednesday August 31, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?
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Petey: Before you fire, you may want to check the status of your teraport area denial systems.
Tohdfraug Lieutenant: Sir! They're all offline, sir! No feed, no ping, nothing!
Admiral Tebbir: So. . . if we shoot your hologlobe, you'll just teraport another one aboard?
Petey: No. This one has an impact warhead in it. It's kind of a 'three-strikes' rule with me.