Friday 3 February 2006

Elf: You know, as long as we're going to grow me longer legs, we might as well get me some bigger boobs, right?

Doctor Bunnigus: Uhh. . . There are two problems with that. First, it's unwise to compensate for grief with major body modifications.

Elf: I don't care about unwise. I want to be tall and sexy.

Doctor Bunnigus: Second, we don't have licenses for the gear we need, and there's no way the HMO will cover body mods like that.

Kevyn: License-schmicense. I just hacked a full hand-me-down rig off the 'net. It'll be fabbed by lunchtime tomorrow.

Elf: Great news!

Doctor Bunnigus: Doctor-patient privilege, please?