Sunday 25 June 2006

Narrator: Theatre three, in the forward blade of the mercenary warship Touch-and-Go, in the Fleetmind-controlled Denob Deebah Cluster.

Admiral: This cluster is your turf, Petey. What's the procedure?

Petey: Detective Fitzsimmons will present the case for extradition, and Captain Tagon will present his defense. I will pass judgment.

Massey: Wait. . . What about lawyers?

Petey: Our laws function more smoothly without their "help."

Colonel Kerchak: Do you have immigration applications handy?

Ambassador Breya: No heckling, Colonel. You're supposed to be my security detail.

Colonel Kerchak: I'm sorry. You're right. Can I borrow a pen?

Captain Tagon: Petey. . . Umm. . . Massey is a much better speaker than I am. Couldn't I, you know. . . let him do the talking?

Petey: Captain, under these circumstances, requesting the intercession of an attorney is a sign of a guilty conscience.

Petey: . . . Which is funny, because, you and I both know you are definitely guilty of something.

Petey: It will please the court to hear you say exactly what.