Pirate Toady: Commodore, you were right. We've found them.
Commodore Shufgar: Already? I'm impressed.
Pirate Toady: Thank you sir. We followed all watercourses, originating in this area, anticipating that the humans would be looking for civilization at confluences.
Pirate Toady: They were 1300 kilometers away, wearing animal skins, and armed with sharp sticks, but they were all in good health.
Commodore Shufgar: Okay, now I'm impressed.
Pirate Toady: Thank you, sir.
Commodore Shufgar: With them, you idiot.