Saturday, April 21, 2007

Transcript for Saturday, April 21, 2007
Commodore Shufgar: Commander Foxworthy. Before I shoot you, you need to know that I don't want you to die.

I want you to use your officer-level soldier boosts to heal yourself while I watch.
Elf: And after I heal myself?
Commodore Shufgar: We will keep experimenting until you're dead.
Elf: You ought to save these motivational speeches for multi-level marketers.



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