Fez Bejo: See, it's like this. . . They don't want to be seen making plasma cannons look like toys.
Fez Bejo: But they also know that the children of today are the discerning consumers of military-grade weapons technology of tomorrow.
Schlock: Mister Bejo, why are you calling me about this?
Fez Bejo: They want to use your likeness in a public-service style "plasma cannon safety" coloring book.