Kevyn: I posted the opening for demolitions training, and promised a pay raise to whoever qualifies and gets the position.
Kevyn: We've already had fifty-nine different applications posted, and every one of the applicants appears to be hugely overqualified thanks to fictional exploits.
Captain Tagon: At least you got lots of troops interested in learning to blow things up.
Kevyn: Well. . . Fifty-eight of those applications were from Corporal Pibald. The other one was from "God Emperor Pi the First."
Captain Tagon: Aaand it's time to adjust his medication again, I see.