Schlock: No, really. . . what are we doing?
Doctor Bunnigus: Adding a layer of security to Xinchub's coffin.
Schlock: Why can't third shift do that?
Doctor Bunnigus: Because they don't like "New Ovalkwik Refreshing Energy Paste" as much as you do.
Schlock: You know, that stuff is actually kind of sludgy.
Doctor Bunnigus: Their marketing team bought the rights to add a definition to the word "refreshing."