Friday 2 November 2007

Captain Tagon: Ambassador, we will be able to teraport shortly, but there's a small problem with the package.

Ambassador Breya: Problem? What problem?

Captain Tagon: Well, you asked us to steal, transport, and deliver the corpse of General Xinchub. Turns out he came back around.

Captain Tagon: It's okay, though. We're going to turn him back into a corpse and we won't charge you extra.

Ambassador Breya: Tagon, please don't do that. I need you to bring him to me alive.

Captain Tagon: Oh. That will cost you extra.