Narrator: Three evenings later, in Colonel DeHaans' private quarters.
SFX: . . . karma, Karma Chameleon. . .
Colonel DeHaans: Mmm. . . Nothing like classical music and running water to sooth the soul.
Colonel DeHaans: Flow's a little off.
Colonel DeHaans: *HURK*
Schlock: No cameras in yer fancy shower, loud music playing. . . Perfect.
Schlock: I'm sorry, but I don't have time to gloat.