Friday September 26, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse — Part II: Enter the Longshoreman
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Ennesby: The lawsuits are arriving, sir.
Massey: Hit me.
Narrator: Aboard the Touch-And-Go.
Ennesby: The Viaton Station-Estate Owners Association is suing us for property damage and reckless endangerment. They say they'll settle for all the food.
Ennesby: The Northport Longshoreman's Union is suing us for lost wages and reckless endangerment. They, too will settle for all the food.
Ennesby: The Infracrat Party is suing us for the loss of one annie-plant and reckless endangerment. Surprise! They'll also settle for all the food.
Ennesby: Summary: They all want food, and they all think we're reckless.
Massey: I meant "Hit me in the face."