Elf: Hustle! We need to give the Sergeant some support!
Elf: He's gonna hit Bay Sixteen whether we're next to him or behind him because he doesn't know the meaning of "slow down."
Schlock: Hey, I know what 'slow down' means.
Elf: Oh, good. You are listening.
Schlock: I just haven't figured out how to do it while dual-wielding.