Narrator: In 2921, during the Great Lacuna, select members of Celeschul's Peaceable Walk 5^th Battalion experimented with blue-mod goober rounds.
Narrator: One project involved using the rounds as emergency tethers during urban drops.
Narrator: Casualties were around 35% and the project was permanently tabled.
Narrator: Every few generations the really, really bad ideas come back around for another go.