Elf: Sergeant, they're already pretty close. Maybe we should ask questions and then shoot first.
Schlock: Fine. Goober guns ready, though.
Schlock: 'Sucse me, what's going on here with those torches?
Riot Chick: Those're just for show. We've got us a thermobarrel. Watch!!
Schlock: Umm, what's a thermobarrel?
Riot Chick: Shhh! They're about to-
Riot Chick: WAAAUUUGH! TALKING POOP!!
Schlock: Go ahead and start shooting.