Schlock: An act? What am I supposed to do for an act?
Schlock: Circuses are full of experts and athletes! What can I do that they can't?
'Chelle: I've seen you swallow your own eyeballs and grow extra hands.
Schlock: That doesn't count. Any amorph can do that.
'Chelle: And I'm sure every single extremely rare carbosilicate amorph in the audience will be quick to point that out.