Officer: Do you mind telling me what exactly you're doing?
SCHLOCK: Why? Am I committing a crime?
Officer: I don't know. I'll figure that out once I know what you're doing.
SCHLOCK: So if I am committing a crime, but I don't tell you anything suspicious, we don't have a problem, right?
SCHLOCK: Hi, 'Chelle. My understanding of police procedures has more holes in it than I originally thought.