NARRATOR: The next day...
OFFICER #1 (through a grate): What makes Timmons think that perp of his is hiding in here?
NARRATOR: Note: Thurl will be calling in just thirty-four hours...
OFFICER #2: He escaped into the river and he looks like a quarter-ton turd. Waste-water treatment is a logical place to look.
Besides, he's a criminal. Dark places for dark souls.
NARRATOR: Meanwhile...