LEGS: Where's Malanthyus? I need him to figure out how this grid pattern shut off the cameras.
Mall-One Camera Tech: He called in and said he's taking fifteen vacation days back-to-back. Something about growing his eyebrows back in.
And no, I can't help you. Mal's our expert. The rest of us just do monitoring.
LEGS: Right. So if you needed to solve this problem, and Mal wasn't around, what would you do?
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