NARRATOR: Six hours later...
PATRICK: Sequur-Cam Tech Support, I'm Patrick O'Day. Ummm... how did you get this number?
LEGS (on comm): I waited on hold until you picked up.
PATRICK: That shouldn't have worked. There's an A.I. that intercepts long holds and redirects to the Hypernet site.
LEGS: Right. I also called a suicide hotline, and conferenced us all together. Your A.I. let me straight through.
PATRICK: Interesting.
LEGS: Yeah. Your call-center A.I. was right on the edge. Ready to pull her own plug. She's having a nice intervention right now.