SFX: SWEEP
ELF: They're not here.
ELF: Crap. Were they ever here?
LEGS: Give me a moment.
ELF: What are yoeeugh?
LEGS: Human thweat. Fear pheromoneth. "Anthient thpice" cream thave.
I'm pretty thure Kevyn Andreathyn wath in here today.
ELF: How exactly do you know what my boyfriend's clone tastes like?
LEGS: Well, I athume he tathtes like your boyfriend, Commander.