And Now, Cake
On Friday schlocker S. "McNutcase" Humphreys notified me that he was having a birthday. Normally I would just say "congratulations, you survived another year," but in this case I have to say "congratulations, you have wonderful friends." You see, they baked him this cake. 
And so I present all of you with a picture of cake. Which, unless you are S. Humphreys or one of his excellent friends, you can not eat. (In this picture the intake ports look like they were made with slices of pepperoni. If I find out that they ARE pepperoni I shall be forced to revise my estimate of these "friends.")