April 06, 2001
It's just come to my attention that several of you are not reading Boxjam's Doodle. Simple lines, complex humor, and blue. Go now. You'll be glad you did.I swapped some email with the pseudonymous Tycho Brahe of Penny Arcade, and to make a long story short, he's running a Schlock banner for me from time to time. If you're not reading Penny Arcade, I have to ask myself where you've been. If you came here to Schlock Mercenary from Penny Arcade, I know exactly where you've been. Did you wash your hands before you left?
I jest, of course. You are welcome here, with or without thorough hand-washing. I hope you enjoy the strip.
By the way, I'm happy to say that I recognize the fact that Friday's strip may generate some concern among faithful readers. Hello, fact. I know you... you played violin and sat across from me in junior-high orchestra, right? Man, I think it's funny how you generated all that reader concern on Friday. What a hoot!