April 15, 2001
Happy Easter! I'd like to take this opportunity to welcome you to the first annual Schlock Mercenary Easter Egg Hunt!There are five easter eggs hidden on this site. By "easter eggs" I don't mean the little oblong patches of pastel iconry that I've smattered about. I mean GOOD stuff. Some hidden links to features you haven't seen before.
This year I'm making it easy. All the clues you need are on the home page here at schlockmercenary.com. You just need to find the right spot to click on 
Have fun. I'm all in favor of everybody getting a chance to find all the eggs, but I don't want anybody to miss out on seeing them, so in a few days I'll post the answers on the discussion board.
Don't step on the little children, and leave the easy ones for them, please.