Interested in Dimensional Travel?
Thirty-two pallets of merchandise are arriving at the Hypernode Media warehouse on Friday. Or maybe on Monday. The warehouse currently has floor space for fifteen pallets. This presents us with an interesting problem, and the obvious solution is some form of dimensional travel.
Because we have a ladder, but no tesseract, our plan is to shift boxes through the 3rd dimension, and while this is simple enough on paper, it requires some heavy lifting.
Are you interested in helping? Are you local to us, and fit for a couple of hours of heavy lifting? Sandra has the rest of the details here (and her post was written without the attempt at dimensional humor, so it's probably a lot clearer than mine.)
(Safety note: The slipcases will stack high with no danger of crushing, and we have pallet-wrap to keep the towers stable. The books will only be stacked to a height of about six feet, which is roughly twice the height of the pallets they're on. So, no, we won't be killing anyone under a cascade of Massively Parallel.)