You kids and your internets. Why, any one of you with a blog can just up and pretend to be a real journalist. And you know what? You might turn out to be good at it. Nathan Gibson, a Freshman at some University somewhere, asked if he could interview me via something called "Instant Messaging" on "The Google," and then post the results on his blog. I agreed. He is soliciting questions, which you may ask below. If Nathan poses them during our interview, I may deign to answer. Or perhaps I will fake static by leaning on the keyboard (that still fools people, right?)