With apologies to Dr. Seuss
Over on Facebook I mentioned that the visual inspirations for the Schlockiverse are The Jetsons and Dr. Seuss. Christopher Wright replied with a bit of Seussian rhyme, which inspired me to create the following:
Oh the places you'll go! Oh the things you will eat! There's an amorph who's walking without any feet!
There's a Unioc staring with one giant eye, and a plasgun for sharing with those soon to die.
Lo, see the annie-plants gravying guns, and viewingless funerals spelled without "funs."
Here's a cannon that might bring swift death to a star. (Okay, maybe you won't get especially far.)
Happy New Year, everyone.