So Shiny. So Very, Very Shiny.
This? This is a picture of me, photoshopped by Ric Kolseth.
Shiny, yes? Not half so shiny as what I must be looking at in the distance. What could it be? Ah, yes! 
Advance copies of Schlock Mercenary: Resident Mad Scientist. Yes, I will have a few of these at Balticon in a week. They will be pre-numbered sketch editions, and you get to watch me do the sketch. #1 will not be available, but numbers 3 through 12 will be. I'm not sure about #2. $30 each, while supplies (extremely limited) last.