SCHLOCK: I know you wanted to do this all right-side-uptious, but they're planning to KILL you.
ELF: I figured that out after I started seeing officers in U.P.A. uniforms, wearing tlumnphs as epaulets.
SCHLOCK: This is why you're Captain.
What's the plan, sir??
ELF: The original plan was "die quietly" but that one didn't survive contact with you.