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ELF: I don't see much left of Sergeant Schlock.
TAGON: No, I don't either. Just some spots on the walls.
TEM PHICA: You... you've ruined everything.
TAGON: Our captive survived, though.
TEM PHICA: And you smell like you came in through our sewer.
TEM PHICA: ...and you've gotten sewage all over me!!!
TAGON: Oh, hey, that's a good chunk of the Sergeant, right there. Bag that, he might live.
ELF: Just so we're clear: if it had been sewage, I wouldn't bother cleaning it off you.