CAPTAIN TAGON: Corporal M'Conger! I understand you're the one I need to armwrestle if I want to get off swing shift.
M'CONGER: Oh, Captain. Hi. Ummm... That's not really necessary. You're the Captain, right? You get whatever shift you want.
CAPTAIN TAGON: No, no. I insist.
CAPTAIN TAGON: Winner gets to run the duty roster the way he likes it?
M'CONGER: Um... sure?
CAPTAIN TAGON: Oh, and the winner also gets this trophy I picked up on Deck 16.
M'CONGER: My right arm just went mysteriously limp, Sir.