BURANA-BOT: This is a consumer vehicle, and as such is equipped with traffic-control interlocks.
We have accrued sufficient points to be deemed a hazard, and traffic control has been alerted to the likelihood that this vehicle contains fugitives from Martian justice.
Efficient travel necessitated destruction of the comm.
SCHLOCK: So how are we supposed to call our ship? Smoke signals?
SCHLOCK: Oooh...
CHELLE: No, Sergeant. We are not going to place a call by setting fire to our ride.