TITLE: BOOK 13: RANDOM ACCESS MEMORABILIA
An artifact the size of a planet, and an identity crisis the size of an entire nation...
Alien frog-thing: HRRBLT.
SFX: THOOOM!
Alien frog-thing: HRRBLT.
SCHLOCK: That's not how I remember it, Commander.
KEVYN: Who's telling this story, Sergeant?
SCHLOCK: Oooh! I know this one! "A mind-control test subject who hasn't yet had his head reexamined!"
KEVYN: The correct answer was "My commanding officer, sir."
SCHLOCK: Okay, but the story is worth more free drinks my way. Sir.