NARRATOR: Tagon has Elf under one arm, and an unconscious prisoner under the other. He can't return fire.
Wedged in there as well is the Flagon of House Phica, now "Schlock in a Cup."
NARRATOR: In the cup with the now-reduced Schlock is Elf's recoilless gauss-gun.
SCHLOCK: *thought bubble* I feel like I should be doing something.
NARRATOR: "Recoilless" does not mean "zero recoil."
SCHLOCK: Yeee-HAH!