Wednesday 30 May 2001

Narrator: Meanwhile, back aboard the post-dated check loan...

Petey: Captain, the wormgate command center has been severed from the rest of the structure.

Tagon: I presume that means we prevented the terrorists from destroying the wormgate. What's the status of the strike team?

Shv'uu: Lieutenant Der Trihs just called in to complain about the power armor the team was issued.

Tagon: What a whiner. That's top-of-the-line stuff.

Der Trihs: You heard me! We need built-in jetpacks!

Brad: Am I hit? I feel all warm and wet.

Der Trihs: ... And bigger bladder-bags.