Tagon:Reverend, I need your help. Petey is convinced that this entire system is somehow haunted, and he seems to be afraid of ghosts.
Reverend:I can talk him through those fears, sir. Most ghosts are quite harmless, and any proof of their existence, however shaky, should comfort us that there is life of some sort after death.
Tagon:That's the wrong approach, Reverend. If Petey believes there is a ghost down there, he'll probably destroy the entire planet. And maybe himself, and all of us, too.
Reverend:Ah. It's agnosticism you want. Good thing I'm multi-denominational.
Narrator:Yes. The Reverend is, in fact, a mercenary.
