Reverend:*sigh*... Word gets around that i'm ingaged, and suddenly the grunts are punching each other out, and our legal counsel hates me.
Tagon:It's not your fault, reverend. Tensions are still high from our last op.By the way, as your captain, I'd be honored to preform the wedding ceremony.
Reverend:No thank you, sir. We're hoping to get one of my seminary colleagues to do it. Someone religious, who can bring a bit of real dignity to the event.
Reverend:No, sir, it's definitely not tension. I've come to the conclusion that the state of betrothal has completely shut down the higher social functions of my brain.
