NARRATOR: It's Thoomin' Time!
CARTOON SCHLOCK: Look frosty, people! We've got us some bugs to fry!
CARTOON BRAD: Here they come!
SFX: THOOOM
CARTOON BRAD: *shouting* SARGE! BEHIND US!
SFX: SKLICE KCHOP KCHOP SKPLUTCHK
CAPTAIN TAGON: For as tiny as they made me look, I sure bleed a lot.
BRAD: I thought we sold the story rights to a family channel.