Sunday 27 June 2004

Narrator: Operation Petshop commences. . .

Petshop Owner: Hi, welcome to Kitten K'Poodle. Are you looking for something special?

Sign: eldooP'K nettiK

Schlock: As a matter of fact, I am. I'm looking for Kreelies.

Petshop Owner: Oh, very popular, very exotic, too. How many do you want?

Sign: Ugly animals downstairs

Schlock: All of them.

SFX: Ommminous Hummmmm

Petshop Owner: Right. . . Is this another rush week gag? Because the toy plasma cannon is a little over the top.

Schlock: It's not a toy. I need all your Kreelies, and I need to know where I can get more. In bulk.

Petshop Owner: You and your friends are going to have to take your toys and your little scavenger hunt game someplace else, because I'm not

SFX: Blam Blam

Petshop Owner: Playing?

Schlock: Nice shooting, Andy. The new sign looks good.