Friday 24 September 2004

Reverend Theo: Sergeant, how do you feel about our employer?

Schlock: He pays well.

Reverend Theo: Don't you worry about his motives?

Schlock: My combat bonus from the Spear boarding is already earning interest at 11%.

Reverend Theo: Sergeant, you're helping him wage an unprovoked war on an entire star system. Doesn't that worry you in the least?

Schlock: When my shares in the plunder finally vest I'll be able to buy the circus.

Reverend Theo: It always comes back to monkeys somehow.