Sunday October 24, 2004
Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist — Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2004

Transcript

NARRATOR: Deep in the Phican Stronghold, our heroes steel themselves for a hasty exit.

TAGON: Full suit power, Elf.  There's no point being sneaky anymore.

TEM PHICA: *shouting* GUARDS!  GUARDS!  I'M BEING KIDNAPPED!!

TAGON: Put a cork in it, Sparky.  I don't want to have to slow down long enough to cut out your tongue.

BANGER GRUNT: *shouting* This is for Colonel Pranger, scum!

ELF: AAAUGH!  Plasma fire!

SCHLOCK: Wheee!

TAGON: Can you move, Elf?

ELF: Yeah, I think so.

TEM PHICA: You've lost already!  Look at her!  You-

ELF: Sir, I think there's something wrong with my legs.

TAGON: You have beautiful legs, Elf.

And I'm sure they'll look even better when we grow you a new pair.